34 - Canadian Club Manhattans (S3, Ep4)

34 - Canadian Club Manhattans (S3, Ep4)
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We watch "Daleks Take Manhattan" (Series 3, Episode 4) where the Doctor takes Not-Rose to 1930's New York as an apology for dragging her along on the Doctor/Actual Rose greatest hits tour of New New York. Whilst there, Captain Panaka defends the homeless, Peter Parker encounters the SpiderPig and Barty Crouch Junior battles the Cult of Skaro. This episode of the DrunktorWho Podcast is sponsored by the Internet Movie Database. IMDB, use it when you want to find out where Billie Piper is now.

33 - Girly Shot (S3, Ep3)

33 - Girly Shot (S3, Ep3)
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We watch "Gridlock" (Series 3, Episode 3) where the Doctor goes back to New Earth and takes Not-Rose to the place where 10 and Rose had their first date. Seriously Doctor? Whilst there, Not-Rose gets car jacked, the Doctor gives chase by hopping from car to car (not as exciting as it sounds though), the Face of Boe finally dies and we learn what the offspring of humans mated with cats look like (unfortunately, not as disturbing as that sounds). 

32 - This Craft Beer Blows (S3, Ep2)

32 - This Craft Beer Blows (S3, Ep2)
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We watch "The Shakespeare Code" (Series 3, Episode 2) where the Doctor and Not-Rose travel back to Elizabethan England to see William Shakespeare's latest play starring Gwyneth Paltrow. Whilst there, Shakespeare falls under the influence of a trio of witches, Not-Rose nearly manages to sleep with the Doctor and the Doctor narrowly escapes being skewered at the behest of Elizabeth I. Seriously, what magical spell does the Doctor weave on these monarchs? Well...we know it ain't expelliarmus.

31 - Buzzed and Jonesing for Tacos (S3, Ep1)

31 - Buzzed and Jonesing for Tacos (S3, Ep1)
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We watch "Smith and Jones" (Series 3, Episode 1) where the Doctor finds a new companion called Not-Rose (or Martha to her family) and gets mysteriously transported to the Moon. Whilst there, the Doctor and Not-Rose keep one step ahead of a blood sucking old lady and the rhino-cops searching for her but still find time to snog. Rose who?

30 - That Drunk Obnoxious Broad (S3, Ep0)

30 - That Drunk Obnoxious Broad (S3, Ep0)
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We watch "The Runaway Bride" (Series 3, Episode 0) with another special guest, Denise! This is the second of the New Who Christmas Specials where the newly single Doctor is introduced to Donna, accidentally plucked from her wedding by the Tardis. Whilst attempting to return Donna to the ceremony, the Doctor commits multiple crimes, Donna discovers her betrothed really loves a giant spider and we fall in love with Donna. Will we see her again? If we're lucky.

29 - The Second Intervention

29 - The Second Intervention
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In this episode, Steve and John ramble on about their fan-girl love for David Tenant's first series of portraying the Doctor. Plus John quizzes Steve about his series two memories, Steve waxes philosophical about Scooti (just let it go Steve!) and Steve queries John about the Doctor Whoniverse whilst John dances around attempting to answer said queries and not break the timeline (too badly) for Steve. 

28 - Daydrunk (S2, Ep 13)

28 - Daydrunk (S2, Ep 13)
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We watch "Doomsday" (Series 2, Episode 13) where Rose ultimately did not die, the Doctor saved the day but lost his bestie and Jackie got knocked up. Whilst all these shenanigans were going on, the Cybermen and the Daleks were acting like the Real Housewives of Cardiff by totally throwing down on each other, Rose bids adieu to the Doctor for the final (?!) time and tells him she loves him but he doesn't answer back. Awkward. 

27 - Distillation of Spirits (S2, Ep 12)

27 - Distillation of Spirits (S2, Ep 12)
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We watch "Army of Ghosts" (Series 2, Episode 12) where the Doctor, Rose, and "ghosts” arrive in London to have a lovely visit with Jackie and do some laundry. Whilst there, the Doctor meets the big hair in charge of Torchwood, Jackie impersonates Rose and Rose hooks up with old flame Mickey who brought some friends with him. And Rose teases her upcoming death... again.

26 - Beer Her (S2, EP 11)

26 - Beer Her (S2, EP 11)
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We watch "Fear Her" (Series 2, Episode 11) where the Doctor and Rose arrive for the running of the 2012 Olympic torch but instead materialize in a "Twilight Zone" repeat. Whilst there, they also reference some "Shining" Redrum talk, SNL drawer-rings and even themselves with "Idiot's Lantern" nonsense. Gotta give it to 'em for the best Tardis materialization to date though.

25 - Love & Beer Goggles (S2, EP 10)

25 - Love & Beer Goggles (S2, EP 10)
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We watch "Love & Monsters" (Series 2, Episode 10) where the Doctor and Rose are mostly absent. Instead we get to watch Jackie Tyler get harassed by a dweeb named Elton whilst a nine year old's vision of a monster-of-the-week absorbs Elton's friends until the Doctor shows up to spice up Elton's sex life. 

24 - Malört, Satan's Spit (S2, Ep9)

24 - Malort, Satan's Spit (S2, Ep9)
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We watch "The Satan Pit" (Series 2, Episode 9), which answers the query left by the last episode: what was in the creamy center of "The Impossible Planet"? Where the Doctor and Rose recover from the startling loss of Scooti by Rose channeling the Doctor to save the day whilst the Doctor has a heart-to-heart with some beast or something...or could it be...SATAN! Yep. Check the title.

23 - Malört, The Undrinkable Shot (S2, Ep 8)

23 - Malort, The Undrinkable Shot (S2, Ep 8)
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We watch "The Impossible Planet" (Series 2, Episode 8) where the Doctor and Rose arrive on a space station and meet the awesome Scooti who is clearly destined for many more adventures! Whilst there, they encounter an enslaved alien race named Ood and watch Scooti's lifeless body plunge into a black hole. Wait...what?!

21 - The Rise of Bile (S2, Ep 6)

21 - The Rise of Bile (S2, Ep 6)
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We watch "The Age of Steel" (Series 2, Episode 6), the second part of the re-introduction of the Cybermen to the Doctor Whoniverse, where the Who Crew defeats the bad guys at the expense of the lives of alt-Jackie, Rickey and Old Lady Matrix. Also Mickey grows a pair and stays to become the hero his alt was all whilst alt-Rose's-dad denies he's the baby daddy. And the Doctor does some stuff.

20 - Cries of the Hungover Men (S2, Ep 5)

20 - Cries of the Hungover Men (S2, Ep 5)
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We watch "The Rise of the Cybermen" (Series 2, Episode 5) where the Doctor, Rose and their little tin dog (let's call him "Mickey" for the hell of it) materialize in an alt-London. Whilst there, Rose meets her dead dad (again!), Mickey sees his dead grandmother and the Doctor runs into a mysterious past enemy. Spoiler: it's the Cybermen.

18 - Spiking the Punch at the School Reunion (S2, Ep3)

18 - Spiking the Punch at the School Reunion (S2, Ep3)
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We watch "School Reunion" (Series 2, Episode 3) where the Scooby Gang embodied by the Doctor, Rose, Mickey, Rose's future self (Sarah Jane Smith!), and Mickey's future self (K-9!) investigate mysterious goings on at school. Whilst there, Rose starts a cat fight, Mickey crashes the party, and the Doctor gets his dog fixed. 

15 - The Christmas Inebriation (S2, Ep0)

15 - The Christmas Inebriation (S2, Ep0)
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A new face for the Doctor. A visit with some old friends for the holiday. And our first guest on the podcast! (Thanks Heidi!) We watch "The Christmas Invasion" (Series 2, Episode 0; according to IMDB) the first full David 'Barty Crouch Junior' Tennant episode. Where a nearly comatose Doctor saves the planet from an alien invasion on just another day for the majority of the planet.